Your favourite feral problem

yourplayersaidwhat:

*a player who rarely shows up told a story about how his character stole olives from the entire city with help of a small crew to buy a battle ship for 20,000gp*

Druid’s player, calculating: wait, so he stole… 500 TONS OF OLIVES IN ONE NIGHT.

disaster359:

aleatoryw:

meatcrimes:

therobotmonster:

fierceawakening:

990000:

ALT

As a disabled kid who was in the same phys ed class as everyone else with predictably horrifying results, HARD SAME

“Nobody should have to compete against people with biological advantages in the biological advantage assessment game!”

in middle school our grade in PE was how well we did in comparison to the rest of the class.

got the fastest mile? congrats, you have the 100%. the rest of us? we were fucked. fuck effort, fuck improvement, fuck participation and attitude, it was all about competition.

as a little kid, I enjoyed community sports a lot, and then around middle school i got heavier and worse at running and suddenly sports were just… off limits. the focus was entirely on being a good, competitive team and “kids having a fun time, getting exercise, and making friends” meant nothing. refusing to allow trans kids to play is the exact same principle

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useramor:

eddiebabygirldiaz:

useramor:

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oldearthcartography:

leavingsaidwoods:

slimereveler:

taulupis:

slimereveler:

btw it’s fantasy, you really don’t need to worry about your world map making “sense” geologically or whatever. make that river flow backwards from the sea into the mountain.

Wait are you saying I don’t have to take plate tectonics ocean currents and mineral deposition into account when I make this map? But how will I know where the mountains with gold mines are, or what shores would have the best fishing spots? If I don’t map out this entire world in intricate detail, how will I know if this kingdom falls on a major trade route or is sidelined to the periphery of the classical empires?

TOLKIEN SPOTTED!!! C.S., OBLITERATE!!!!!!

@oldearthcartography

You absolutely don’t have to…. but some of us… *shifty eyes* some of us desperately need to XD

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doggirlhen:

tachiehara:

not the twitter migrants putting “reblog heavy” in their bios on here… like yeah. that’s what we do here

ALT

reblog heavy

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animentality:

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darkmoonhyena:

parasitoidism:

parasitoidism:

ALT

For most of 2021 my phone has been glitched so that any Wikipedia page shows the tf2 logo when I tab out of it

I’d like to report that my phone still does this. I still have no idea why

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onyxedskies:

what, if any, of your joints/bones pop or crack (other than your back)

fingers/toes

wrists/ankles

neck

knees

hips

elbows

collarbones

sternum

multiple (say in tags!)

are you guys ok???

See Results

i’ve experienced popping and cracking in all of the above so i wanna know how normal this is

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darubyprincx:

“dont die” is my favorite thing to tell people when they say theyre gonna go do something. going to the store? dont die. going to the bathroom? don’t die. going to Mars? don’t die. going to write an email? don’t die. driving to the gas station? don’t die. it fits every situation except for maybe a funeral visitation because then i think thatd be a little bit rude

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wonderstruck:

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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usuallymyenthusiast:

me when I hear any kind of slander about S1 buck

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